So today as I go to Amazon.com to make a purchase or two, I notice that this wonderful site has kept me logged in from my previous search (AWESOME). Then I take a glance next to my name and recommendations. They labeled me as “Christ”! Could it be that Amazon has found me, a simple user, to be its lord and savior? I highly doubt that.

I found this as interesting as when I received report cards as Christ in Catholic school as a child. Either way, Amazon and Holy Spirit Elementary School should probably update their name fields when they have students named Christopher. They could otherwise provide false hopes.