Well, you clicked here, so you must want to know, or you are really that bored. Before you continue, I suggest drawing a picture, writing a poem, watching PBS in hopes of catching another episode of the Antiques Roadshow, or even watch Law & Order (You know it’s on. It’s always on!). These are just a few more entertaining things than this page.

My name is Chris and I have access to the internet (clearly). I have interests and pet peeves. Family and friends. A home and a job. I can see you’re on the edge of your seat waiting for more.

For the seven of you that have decided to continue reading, allow me to discuss more of my wild life. I was born, raised, and still reside in Delaware County, PA, just a short drive south of Philadelphia. For most of my younger years, I played sports, rode a bike with friends, built forts and ate pizza and junk food. My figure seemed eternal perfect until the ripe old age of 9 when I began developing into a kid with a little gut. That gut has since been replaced with your state-of-the-art beer belly.

So high-school came and went with the average happenings. Football, drinking, friends, parties, acne, bumping into the law (Watch out! I might come off as a bad-ass), got a car (mini-van), found a college. Originally was gonna go to community college, but to my father’s dissapointment, I decided to enroll in a more expensive institute of higher learning, the Art Institute of Philadelphia.

I attended AiPH with a major in Multimedia and Web Development, hence I’m able to build this poor excuse for a website. I went, learned, made some great friends, partied enough to have someone call me the Captain of the AiPH drinking team and someone else agreed. I graduated with honors in 2005 and somehow got a job for an educationally based web company. Things seem good because I’m still there.

I’m involved in a video podcast with a few peoples I met along the way in the past few years called The Best Damn Tech Show Period. We’re desperately awaiting a lawsuit. We throw up episodes about weekly and throw up other tech-based information. We have fun, we drink, we’re rarely serious.

Aside from that, I like music (need to know more, ask), drinking, friends, video games, and a lot of other stuff I just won’t list because I might have 2 people left that might make it this far down the page.

If you’ve made it this far. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bore you. Have a nice day and come back to see if I wrote anything exciting.